February 09, 2010

You know what you are.

You are my voodoo doll.

Wow, you should bite me.
What is with all these damned teenaged vampires? Vampires live a LONG time. Looking like a teenager would suck when you are mentally MUCH older. There is a huge difference between a 15 year old and 25 year old, much less between a 15 year old and a 100 year old. Those you DID attract would be pedophiles, or worse yet, pre-teens. Ugh. If you're going to be a vampire, wait until you're at least 25, preferably 30.

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