I'm so lame, I do Sudoko.
That's right, I do. I decided I needed to keep my wits about me, and somehow, these stupid numbers are supposed to do that. If I were a sim, my logic points would be growing. If I were a sim, I'd be blogging about my interest.
Wow. I'm so lame, I'm a sim.
And we know what I do with sims.
It's been a long time since I've read some of the really old q&a on the site. There were some good times there. And some really weird times. Here are some from the first page of the insane q&a. Back then DC had a spell checker and used punctuation. Wow, those were some really odd times.
How come OTHER animals can eat dirty germs and stuff without getting sick like US ?
Well animals don't eat dirty germs. They eat plants and stuff... not Twinkies, McDonald hamburgers and crap. I would say that humans DO eat crap, and we actually pay for it too. Plus, animals have anti-germs, which naturally seek out all bad germs and send their lawyer to them. Since the bad germs are traveling, they always loose the cards to their lawyers, and instead of staying and fighting, they settle out of animal and leave.
Why do stores that are open 24 hours a day have locks on the doors???
This is so when the store clerk is being held hostage, the store can be locked from the inside, making it difficult for anyone to enter and take out the crazed lunatic. Another reason is that if the employee of the store goes crazy, they can barricade themselves in the store easily by locking the door and piling the pop cases by the door.
what do you do if your igloo melts and the Eskimo comes out and beats you up cause he thinks you melted it
First of all, stay very quiet. Do not confirm nor deny that you melted his igloo. Crouch down and when he shakes his fists at you, harpoon him in the belly. He will kick an scream for a bit, but that's what the other harpoon is for. Drive it quickly into his throat, as that will cut off the horrible screaming coming from his mouth.
Once he has stopped kicking, peel off his clothing and shove it under some snow. You will have to move quickly now, as the smell of blood may attract some animals. Take out your knife, and proceed to slit him open from throat to his groin. (Be sure to remove the harpoons.)
Now, if it is cold outside, the body and blood will freeze quickly, making your job more difficult, but less messy. But if conditions were enough to melt the igloo, then the job will be messy, but the flesh will be easier to cut. As this is quite a long a detailed procedure, I will not write it all here. However, the end result is the most delicious and tender meat you've ever had.
Also, Eskimo is a derogatory word, as they prefer to be called Inuit.
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