Naughty, naughty - I haven't posted for far too long. Sorry about that. But also, not sorry about that.
I was sick for a few weeks, spring has arrived and I've been getting rid of a TON of stuff. (Maybe if it were all weighed, it would equal a ton.) It feels good to clean house and get rid of the things that clutter up your life.
An F for Gardening
I've decided I hate gardening and like landscaping. Plants and things don't do what I want them to do - they change shape, they blossom into stupid flowers and don't even get me started on crap that invades the few things I do like. So the gardens can fend for themselves, I landscaped around them and what happens, happens. I'll tend to my one rose plant and the many rocks that are always the same size and in the same location that I left them in.
Bah.
I suck at planning visits and stuff. Now that summer is rapidly approaching (and I do mean RAPIDLY), I'm trying to figure out when who comes where and for how long and blah blah blah. I'm always afraid I'll screw something up and tons of people will show up or we'll stand someone up or blah blah blah. I like visits but I suck at planning them. I need an event coordinator, that's just the sort of person I am. Send your resume to me if you wish to apply.
Speaking of needing help.
A robot should be made to help me out. It won't look human (that would creep me out too much and I'd be forced to spray it with the hose until it went crazy and ate my house before it explodes.) but it would be moderately shiny and very helpful. It could cook, clean, finish house projects, and answer the phone for me.
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