March 21, 2010

Cram it crabcake, or is that cupcake?

Total randomness.

A group of boisterous aliens entered through the door, laughing loudly and high-fiving each other.
He sighed. "They're from the future."
"Really?"
"Yea, but only by 5 minutes or so. They don't do anything useful."
"Oh. I imagined time travel would be more interesting."
"It can be, but not for them."


The cook said they were duck breasts, but I heard dog.
For a minute there, I was both intrigued and repulsed.


Ah yes, it's Peeps season.
Go watch Mzebonga and I kill them.

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