Every time I look at the date, it seems to have jumped by a week or two. What is going on? Is it ALIENS who are stealing my time? I got sick for a while and it sucked about two weeks out of my life - but the rest, well I just don't know where it went. I guess summers are supposed to go by in a blur of fun and fuzziness - or something like that. Maybe?
Oh well, no one but me reads this, and maybe a few of my stalkers. Though they've probably given up too.
But you know what, that's okay.
Oh yea - the best day of the year will be upon us soon. I hope you are all out there thinking of costumes, crazy ways to decorate your home/room/face/whatever and more.
I plan on making people SCREAM for their candy this year - and see how much I can get the neighbours to hate me. When they come over to scream at me, I'll throw candy in their mouths, well okay, just the wrappers. Not that I've got a thing for candy, but if they're going to bitch, I'll give them something new to bitch about, and the odds are they will choke on the wrappers. Then I will have corpses to decorate my lawn with - FOR FREE!
"But officer, I thought they were fake until they started to smell..."
Halloween should last a week and everyone should be MADE to dress up. We have all these other crappy holidays that suck money out of us for no good reason, let's really celebrate the one time of year we can truly dress up, plaster our houses with crazy stuff and try to scare the hell out of kids that normally just get in our way the rest of the year. Those kids are the same ones that make noise outside of my house with their laughing/crying/laughing/screaming and it's MY turn to give them something to scream about. Plus, they will see that I'm crazier than they think - and NOT to mess with me the rest of the year. Not that they do, but if they were even thinking of it - THEY BETTER THINK AGAIN. That's right - crazy skulls, dolls heads on strings and other creepy decor does that. At least in my mind. Now maybe you can understand why halloween is a good time for me to 'express' myself. Frightening I'm sure. Go on, join in!
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