Bah! I always wish TheInsaneDomain was so much cooler than it is, more interesting, and actually updated on some sort of reasonable basis. It EATS at me that it's not - but I just don't have the time I used to, and I don't have a site that can do all sorts of fancy things to make it easier for me and others to update. Anyway, I was pointed to a site that is what I'd like TID to be like in some ways, mainly twisted and funny.
Tapeworms!
What interesting is that they have things about tapeworms. A few people who know me well know my on-going (mostly) joke about tapeworms, and how I think they are lurking in ALL meat. If I'm handed a red-centered steak by my husband, I ask him if I might get tapeworms from it. I have even made a Mr Tapeworm out of construction paper and put it up as a 'halloween decoration' for someone. It all stems from the time a tapeworm was shown to me during a science class. Since then, I've always wondered about these worms, if I would get one, and how many are going around using humans as their own personal puppets? They could even be reading this via some poor victims body. It could be YOU and you don't even know it! You have to be careful, those tapeworms are everywhere.
Random randomness.
I have NO character. NONE.
I shouldn't have to watch Hank Hill shake his ass.
So I updated the list of things that sucks about xmas & the holidays.
Here are some of those that I found funny, and hell yea, I'm allowed to find myself funny. Somebody has to.
-People who are refusing to buy anyone gifts because the world will be ending on the 21st. Of course, they will feel like complete idiots when they realize that the end of the world is scheduled for 2012, not 2010. They're thinking of the book by Arthur C. Clarke and that crazy movie with the crazy computer.
- Finding out 'holiday spirit' doesn't mean alcohol.
- Having neighbors who have contests or enter decorating contests, so they come over and bug you to decorate when you don't want to. So you wake up to find your damn house decorated by that crazy lady down the street who's into christmas, even though you told her NOT to touch your place this year.
-TheInsaneDomain.com brings out pathetic no cheer here bullshit articles and lists just like shitty holiday decorations each year.
Books.
Finished within the last month :
Paul of Dune
Stardust (non-fiction)
The Road
Currently reading :
Cosmic Jackpot (non-fiction)
Keeper of Dreams (collection of short stories by Orson Scott Card)
To be read next:
Under the dome
THE sickness.
I think I'm getting ill. My throat is getting sore, and it feels like it's 3am when it's not even 9pm. Woah is me.
2 comments:
Ha, "Bacon is better than true love."
I always joke about having a tapeworm. I am always hungry, even after eating A LOT, digest the food rather fast...and never gain weight. Yeah, I dunno. I've named this possible tapeworm 'Tapey' (how original) and just roll with it.
-- McDiablo
Wow - so I'm not the only one that thinks about tapeworms!
Say hello to Tapey for me haha
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