Follow me. I dare you.
If someone said "take me to your leader", it wouldn't be me they'd be brought to. I have two followers on both this site and twitter - and they are the two same people. I know they're just being nice. (Well, one of them is being nice and the other will visit it to laugh at me and mock me.) Maybe it's because they don't know that the last group of people I 'led' ended up drinking something strange and thought they were aliens for a few weeks. Either way - more people should follow me, I'll be better this time. Or something.
Oh and I have a Twitter feed now. It's twice as boring at this place, but less wordy.