December 06, 2010

Reality shows make us feel better.

Watch the first 10-15 minutes of "reality shows" and you'll feel like a million bucks.
With many of these, they address the problem(s) and have it all nice and taken care of by the end, so just watch the first bit and you'll feel better about yourself.

Feeling fat?
Watch Biggest Loser and you'll think "Boy, I'm skinny compared to these people!" (Tune in at the beginning of the season.)

Feeling like a lousy parent?
Watch Supernanny or Nanny911 and you'll think "I'm the best parent ever, with awesome kids!"

Feeling like your house is a mess?
Watch Hoarders and you'll think "I'm a neat-freak!"

Feeling like you're addicted to coffee/smoking/chocolate?
Watch Intervention and you'll think "Wow, my vices are NOTHING. Hell I can quit NOW."

Feeling like your family is all drama and stupidity?
Watch any of those celebrity family shows and you'll think "At least MY family isn't a bunch of brain-dead idiots who will do anything for some face-time on tv!"

Feeling like you're wasting your life away working?
Watch Shark Tank or Dragon's Den and you'll think "At least I'm not pissing away my time and money on ridiculous business ideas/products that are openly mocked by billionaires!"

Getting comments about your bad driving?
Watch Canada/America's Worst Driver and you'll feel like the safest person on the road!

Not sure of your handwork around the house?
Watch Canada's Worst Handyman and think "Hey, at least I know not to hammer in screws!"

NO cheer HERE time!


What SUCKS about the holidays
The ever growing list of things that SUCK about the holidays. Or should we call it the holidaze?

Santa IS Satan
Bwahaha - you know it's true.


Gifts that suck


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