I went there, girlfriend.

Questionnaire results.
So it's official, I've lost the damned questions to the last questionnaire. I have answers, but no questions. So I've guessed at what the question was and will be posting the answers with them. Yea, it's late in the month to be mentioning this, but hey, better late than never when it comes to monthly things right?! HAHAHA

A random moment.
It's like those dreams you have where you're trying to dial a phone and it just isn't working, only it's you having to type in your password correctly and it's happening in real life.

2010

BAH.
Where are the latest questionnaire results JCP??!?! Huh, huh?
Well I'll tell you - I've got them, but uh, ah it may possibly be likely that I have somehow lost the questions. Don't ask me how, but I think they may be lost. So I have answers, but no questions. I'm still trying to figure it out. Shut up.

Resolutions?
I'm not really the type, but I did decide to set a few goals for myself this year. It doesn't hurt to have some goals in life. It is such a waste when people do nothing with their lives because they're too busy whining about how their life sucks. If you're not setting goals for yourself at all, then you're the one losing out. SO THERE! You're welcome.

Pissmas?
Speaking of holidays and crap,  yea, it came and went. Good times. Now I'm all lazy with replying to emails and stuff. I really should get on that. Really. I guess I am just in a mood lately where I don't have much to say, and don't want to just give a quick two-lined reply to someones email to me. Those of you waiting for email replies, I'm sorry I'm taking so long but at least when I do reply, I'll be putting real thought into it. If you wanted mindless replies from me, just put that in your next email.

Status messages.
So I made a list for myself of status messages I can use. That's right, I don't like posting about where I'm going, notifying everyone of when I'm taking a shit and so on, I prefer to (usually) post randomness. Yep, I'm so lame I'm cool.

This is awesome, bwahaha.
I stumbled across this and found it quite funny.

2010.
So we're living in the future. Maniac computers and giant slabs of black things. No? Damn. Now everyone is going to start going on about 2012. I hope the fraudsters spend the money they collect from idiots wisely. Maybe I'll make up some claims about 2012 too and see if anyone will give ME money. Will you? Come on, I'll tell you about the uh, visions I had. That's right, visions. $50 and I'll tell you all about them.