No one reads this site, so it's a waste of time to write anything for it.
The same goes for TheInsaneDomain.
It was great, a long time ago. Now it's dead and no one cares.
THE END.
October 19, 2011
August 27, 2011
Believe it or not?!
I actually updated the insane q&a's!
Are you as shocked as I am? I'd tell you that I'm working on trying to get the site back into shape, but you've heard it all before and don't want your heart broken again. You know I will break it, but let's hope it's after there really is a meaningful website update.
I'm twitting my freakin face off!
It seems that people really have nothing better to do with their lives than to read other people's random insanity, and hey, we are the ORIGINAL insane thoughts and ideas people. So I will post a stream of totally random and likely useless things. Things like quotes, random things I hear, band name ideas, and answers to questions you were afraid to ask so you didn't. Why won't I have it directly post to facebook? Well that'd just be REALLY annoying. This is just for people who like that twitter thing and like to watch how I don't know how to use it well, but it's insane so that's gotta be good right? (You can't miss gold like THAT sentence.)
Are you as shocked as I am? I'd tell you that I'm working on trying to get the site back into shape, but you've heard it all before and don't want your heart broken again. You know I will break it, but let's hope it's after there really is a meaningful website update.
I'm twitting my freakin face off!
It seems that people really have nothing better to do with their lives than to read other people's random insanity, and hey, we are the ORIGINAL insane thoughts and ideas people. So I will post a stream of totally random and likely useless things. Things like quotes, random things I hear, band name ideas, and answers to questions you were afraid to ask so you didn't. Why won't I have it directly post to facebook? Well that'd just be REALLY annoying. This is just for people who like that twitter thing and like to watch how I don't know how to use it well, but it's insane so that's gotta be good right? (You can't miss gold like THAT sentence.)
April 14, 2011
Follow me. I dare you.
If someone said "take me to your leader", it wouldn't be me they'd be brought to. I have two followers on both this site and twitter - and they are the two same people. I know they're just being nice. (Well, one of them is being nice and the other will visit it to laugh at me and mock me.) Maybe it's because they don't know that the last group of people I 'led' ended up drinking something strange and thought they were aliens for a few weeks. Either way - more people should follow me, I'll be better this time. Or something.
Oh and I have a Twitter feed now. It's twice as boring at this place, but less wordy.
If someone said "take me to your leader", it wouldn't be me they'd be brought to. I have two followers on both this site and twitter - and they are the two same people. I know they're just being nice. (Well, one of them is being nice and the other will visit it to laugh at me and mock me.) Maybe it's because they don't know that the last group of people I 'led' ended up drinking something strange and thought they were aliens for a few weeks. Either way - more people should follow me, I'll be better this time. Or something.
Oh and I have a Twitter feed now. It's twice as boring at this place, but less wordy.
December 06, 2010
Reality shows make us feel better.
Watch the first 10-15 minutes of "reality shows" and you'll feel like a million bucks.
With many of these, they address the problem(s) and have it all nice and taken care of by the end, so just watch the first bit and you'll feel better about yourself.
Feeling fat?
Watch Biggest Loser and you'll think "Boy, I'm skinny compared to these people!" (Tune in at the beginning of the season.)
Feeling like a lousy parent?
Watch Supernanny or Nanny911 and you'll think "I'm the best parent ever, with awesome kids!"
Feeling like your house is a mess?
Watch Hoarders and you'll think "I'm a neat-freak!"
Feeling like you're addicted to coffee/smoking/chocolate?
Watch Intervention and you'll think "Wow, my vices are NOTHING. Hell I can quit NOW."
Feeling like your family is all drama and stupidity?
Watch any of those celebrity family shows and you'll think "At least MY family isn't a bunch of brain-dead idiots who will do anything for some face-time on tv!"
Feeling like you're wasting your life away working?
Watch Shark Tank or Dragon's Den and you'll think "At least I'm not pissing away my time and money on ridiculous business ideas/products that are openly mocked by billionaires!"
Getting comments about your bad driving?
Watch Canada/America's Worst Driver and you'll feel like the safest person on the road!
Not sure of your handwork around the house?
Watch Canada's Worst Handyman and think "Hey, at least I know not to hammer in screws!"
With many of these, they address the problem(s) and have it all nice and taken care of by the end, so just watch the first bit and you'll feel better about yourself.
Feeling fat?
Watch Biggest Loser and you'll think "Boy, I'm skinny compared to these people!" (Tune in at the beginning of the season.)
Feeling like a lousy parent?
Watch Supernanny or Nanny911 and you'll think "I'm the best parent ever, with awesome kids!"
Feeling like your house is a mess?
Watch Hoarders and you'll think "I'm a neat-freak!"
Feeling like you're addicted to coffee/smoking/chocolate?
Watch Intervention and you'll think "Wow, my vices are NOTHING. Hell I can quit NOW."
Feeling like your family is all drama and stupidity?
Watch any of those celebrity family shows and you'll think "At least MY family isn't a bunch of brain-dead idiots who will do anything for some face-time on tv!"
Feeling like you're wasting your life away working?
Watch Shark Tank or Dragon's Den and you'll think "At least I'm not pissing away my time and money on ridiculous business ideas/products that are openly mocked by billionaires!"
Getting comments about your bad driving?
Watch Canada/America's Worst Driver and you'll feel like the safest person on the road!
Not sure of your handwork around the house?
Watch Canada's Worst Handyman and think "Hey, at least I know not to hammer in screws!"
NO cheer HERE time!
What SUCKS about the holidays
The ever growing list of things that SUCK about the holidays. Or should we call it the holidaze?
Santa IS Satan
Bwahaha - you know it's true.
Gifts that suck
On facebook?
Join us and add your OWN stuff that sucks about the holidays!
November 26, 2010
Favourite things
I've been seeing/hearing a lot of blah blah blah about Oprah, and apparently she has favorite things. What makes her so special that everyone cares about her favourtie things? I have favourite things too - and if she can pelt you all with them, so can I. Just because she picks commercial products doesn't mean I have to either. I'm going to guess that she's got a whole pile of her favourites too, but I'm just going to list 10, mostly because no one is sponsoring me, giving me things for free OR going to read this and think "Hey, I should get these things!" It's purely an exercise in futility, but I'm okay with that.
1. Coffee
How can you go wrong here - it's hot, it's awesome and it has caffeine. No year is a good year without it. And even if it is a bad year, coffee will help you through it.
2. Flannel
You read that right. Be it blankets, sheets or comfy pj pants, flannel is THE way to go. It's warm, it's fuzzy and it's not a hair-magnet like fleece is. It's available in many colors and designs - allowing you to have awesome comfy pants that reflect your true personality. Yay for flannel.
3. Jupiter
Yes, the planet Jupiter. It's huge, it's awesome and it's out there RIGHT NOW just spinning around and doing what Jupiter does best. It has lots of interesting moons too.
4. Coffee mugs
Without them, my hands would get burnt while trying to get the coffee to my mouth and I'd cry.
5. Sketchbooks
I don't know about anyone else, but I always have at least one on the go. I'd be stuck watching horrible TV that my husband/visitors/family like watching and would end up being so sarcastic that they'd strangle me if I didn't have something to distract me. Also, I like drawing. No, I don't draw horses or unicorns or anything like that - I'd be hard pressed to draw anything like that - I draw abstract things. Don't go looking for my art in a gallery near you, it's not there but I do accept offers for those wishing to buy them. Well, I would if anyone offered that is. (Don't get all offended if you ARE my husband/visitors/family and I whip out the sketchbook - it's nothing against you, it's just what I like to do. It shuts me up (mostly) so be thankful I'm not yammering over your favourite shows!)
6. Cheddar cheese
Life isn't life without some cheddar cheese; the older the better. I can't say enough about how much I love cheddar cheese - so I just won't try. For all those that are lactose intolerant, I feel super sorry for you.
7. Gingerbread
Since the holidays are rolling in, the availability of gingerbread products has reminded me how awesome they are. Gingerbread cookies are awesome - and I prefer them without any embellishments - no icing, sparkles or whatever else. Just give me the straight gingerbread. I'm a fan of most ginger products actually, snaps, ginger ale, root beer and so on. I'm not a fan of super-sugary gingerbread, but I'll still eat it.
8. Toilet paper
Don't laugh - it's important. Without it, we'd be picking leaves out in the forest and running the risk of selecting WRONG. Though, you can go wrong with toilet paper too. Ready for TMI? I thought I was getting a yeast infection one time because the paper we bought was SO rough and horrible. Seeing as I'd never had an infection before, I was all panicked, and then realized it was ONLY after using the paper that I'd feel like something was going horribly wrong. I switched out all the rolls in the house with DECENT toilet paper and sure enough, all was well again. When you're a guy, it might not matter as much if you sandpaper off your ass hair, but when you're a chick, it's not just your ass that is getting mauled.
9. Plastic bins
Lame, I know but damn, these things are useful. I can sort out things, stack them away in a corner and wait for hell to freeze over. If it weren't for these, I'd have to use cardboard ones that fall apart, get wet and destroy things and don't have nice little handles and lids. If I were to chop up a body and need to get it out of the house cleanly, I'd be using a plastic bin.
10. Digital cameras
I've recently purchased a Sony a330 and I like it a lot. I can point it at things and take photos. I can give it different lenses. I can play around with the settings and make it do what I want. I like it, I like it a lot. I've had a digital camera for well over 10 years now and they're great. Taking hundreds of photos and then deciding which I want printed has saved me a LOT of money over the years.
1. Coffee
How can you go wrong here - it's hot, it's awesome and it has caffeine. No year is a good year without it. And even if it is a bad year, coffee will help you through it.
2. Flannel
You read that right. Be it blankets, sheets or comfy pj pants, flannel is THE way to go. It's warm, it's fuzzy and it's not a hair-magnet like fleece is. It's available in many colors and designs - allowing you to have awesome comfy pants that reflect your true personality. Yay for flannel.
3. Jupiter
Yes, the planet Jupiter. It's huge, it's awesome and it's out there RIGHT NOW just spinning around and doing what Jupiter does best. It has lots of interesting moons too.
4. Coffee mugs
Without them, my hands would get burnt while trying to get the coffee to my mouth and I'd cry.
5. Sketchbooks
I don't know about anyone else, but I always have at least one on the go. I'd be stuck watching horrible TV that my husband/visitors/family like watching and would end up being so sarcastic that they'd strangle me if I didn't have something to distract me. Also, I like drawing. No, I don't draw horses or unicorns or anything like that - I'd be hard pressed to draw anything like that - I draw abstract things. Don't go looking for my art in a gallery near you, it's not there but I do accept offers for those wishing to buy them. Well, I would if anyone offered that is. (Don't get all offended if you ARE my husband/visitors/family and I whip out the sketchbook - it's nothing against you, it's just what I like to do. It shuts me up (mostly) so be thankful I'm not yammering over your favourite shows!)
6. Cheddar cheese
Life isn't life without some cheddar cheese; the older the better. I can't say enough about how much I love cheddar cheese - so I just won't try. For all those that are lactose intolerant, I feel super sorry for you.
7. Gingerbread
Since the holidays are rolling in, the availability of gingerbread products has reminded me how awesome they are. Gingerbread cookies are awesome - and I prefer them without any embellishments - no icing, sparkles or whatever else. Just give me the straight gingerbread. I'm a fan of most ginger products actually, snaps, ginger ale, root beer and so on. I'm not a fan of super-sugary gingerbread, but I'll still eat it.
8. Toilet paper
Don't laugh - it's important. Without it, we'd be picking leaves out in the forest and running the risk of selecting WRONG. Though, you can go wrong with toilet paper too. Ready for TMI? I thought I was getting a yeast infection one time because the paper we bought was SO rough and horrible. Seeing as I'd never had an infection before, I was all panicked, and then realized it was ONLY after using the paper that I'd feel like something was going horribly wrong. I switched out all the rolls in the house with DECENT toilet paper and sure enough, all was well again. When you're a guy, it might not matter as much if you sandpaper off your ass hair, but when you're a chick, it's not just your ass that is getting mauled.
9. Plastic bins
Lame, I know but damn, these things are useful. I can sort out things, stack them away in a corner and wait for hell to freeze over. If it weren't for these, I'd have to use cardboard ones that fall apart, get wet and destroy things and don't have nice little handles and lids. If I were to chop up a body and need to get it out of the house cleanly, I'd be using a plastic bin.
10. Digital cameras
I've recently purchased a Sony a330 and I like it a lot. I can point it at things and take photos. I can give it different lenses. I can play around with the settings and make it do what I want. I like it, I like it a lot. I've had a digital camera for well over 10 years now and they're great. Taking hundreds of photos and then deciding which I want printed has saved me a LOT of money over the years.
October 31, 2010
HALLOWEEN!
Halloween ROCKS.
It was a good year for halloween. Kids and adults were scared, pumpkins looked good and while it was cold, it didn't snow or rain. Lots of compliments were given to the pumpkins and the decorating! Apparently, no one else does anything like it in the entire neighborhood. The biggest competition was the house that had cobwebs in the trees, and the few who actually carved their pumpkins instead of just placing them outside uncarved. I'm not sure if this means I live in the lamest neighbourhood ever, or we're just the coolest house ever. Maybe a bit of both. Mzebonga and McDiablo even helped out this year - what a TheInsaneDomain party it was. Well, there was candy and creepy stuff, that counts.
It was a good year for halloween. Kids and adults were scared, pumpkins looked good and while it was cold, it didn't snow or rain. Lots of compliments were given to the pumpkins and the decorating! Apparently, no one else does anything like it in the entire neighborhood. The biggest competition was the house that had cobwebs in the trees, and the few who actually carved their pumpkins instead of just placing them outside uncarved. I'm not sure if this means I live in the lamest neighbourhood ever, or we're just the coolest house ever. Maybe a bit of both. Mzebonga and McDiablo even helped out this year - what a TheInsaneDomain party it was. Well, there was candy and creepy stuff, that counts.
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| Hockey mask over a plug-in pumpkin. |
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| The cat pumpkin I carved! |
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| The Jack Skellington pumpkin I carved! |
October 03, 2010
Where oh where does the time go?
Every time I look at the date, it seems to have jumped by a week or two. What is going on? Is it ALIENS who are stealing my time? I got sick for a while and it sucked about two weeks out of my life - but the rest, well I just don't know where it went. I guess summers are supposed to go by in a blur of fun and fuzziness - or something like that. Maybe?
Oh well, no one but me reads this, and maybe a few of my stalkers. Though they've probably given up too.
But you know what, that's okay.
HALLOWEEN IS COMING!
Oh yea - the best day of the year will be upon us soon. I hope you are all out there thinking of costumes, crazy ways to decorate your home/room/face/whatever and more.
I plan on making people SCREAM for their candy this year - and see how much I can get the neighbours to hate me. When they come over to scream at me, I'll throw candy in their mouths, well okay, just the wrappers. Not that I've got a thing for candy, but if they're going to bitch, I'll give them something new to bitch about, and the odds are they will choke on the wrappers. Then I will have corpses to decorate my lawn with - FOR FREE!
"But officer, I thought they were fake until they started to smell..."
Halloween should last a week and everyone should be MADE to dress up. We have all these other crappy holidays that suck money out of us for no good reason, let's really celebrate the one time of year we can truly dress up, plaster our houses with crazy stuff and try to scare the hell out of kids that normally just get in our way the rest of the year. Those kids are the same ones that make noise outside of my house with their laughing/crying/laughing/screaming and it's MY turn to give them something to scream about. Plus, they will see that I'm crazier than they think - and NOT to mess with me the rest of the year. Not that they do, but if they were even thinking of it - THEY BETTER THINK AGAIN. That's right - crazy skulls, dolls heads on strings and other creepy decor does that. At least in my mind. Now maybe you can understand why halloween is a good time for me to 'express' myself. Frightening I'm sure. Go on, join in!
Every time I look at the date, it seems to have jumped by a week or two. What is going on? Is it ALIENS who are stealing my time? I got sick for a while and it sucked about two weeks out of my life - but the rest, well I just don't know where it went. I guess summers are supposed to go by in a blur of fun and fuzziness - or something like that. Maybe?
Oh well, no one but me reads this, and maybe a few of my stalkers. Though they've probably given up too.
But you know what, that's okay.
Oh yea - the best day of the year will be upon us soon. I hope you are all out there thinking of costumes, crazy ways to decorate your home/room/face/whatever and more.
I plan on making people SCREAM for their candy this year - and see how much I can get the neighbours to hate me. When they come over to scream at me, I'll throw candy in their mouths, well okay, just the wrappers. Not that I've got a thing for candy, but if they're going to bitch, I'll give them something new to bitch about, and the odds are they will choke on the wrappers. Then I will have corpses to decorate my lawn with - FOR FREE!
"But officer, I thought they were fake until they started to smell..."
Halloween should last a week and everyone should be MADE to dress up. We have all these other crappy holidays that suck money out of us for no good reason, let's really celebrate the one time of year we can truly dress up, plaster our houses with crazy stuff and try to scare the hell out of kids that normally just get in our way the rest of the year. Those kids are the same ones that make noise outside of my house with their laughing/crying/laughing/screaming and it's MY turn to give them something to scream about. Plus, they will see that I'm crazier than they think - and NOT to mess with me the rest of the year. Not that they do, but if they were even thinking of it - THEY BETTER THINK AGAIN. That's right - crazy skulls, dolls heads on strings and other creepy decor does that. At least in my mind. Now maybe you can understand why halloween is a good time for me to 'express' myself. Frightening I'm sure. Go on, join in!
August 03, 2010
Woah - what time is it?!
Is it just me, or is the summer whipping by incredibly fast?! I can't believe it's August already. What the hell is going on?! WHERE oh where is the time going? I demand that I get some of it back. Send it to me in an unmarked paper bag.
Remember when TheInsaneDomain was fun and cool?
Yea, those were the days. Sigh.
Killing the Peeps - NEW! Killed by campfire.
Blasts from the past :
Horses are evil / Band names & Album titles
June 27, 2010
Bend you over my knee and see how much you can take.
If I could tear the voice box out of anyone and use it as my own - I'd take Mike Patton's. Sure, I'd sound like a guy but I could sing and sing and sing and it would always sound awesome. Though, if I were taking his voice box, I'd take his skull too. I mean, why not? It would make for a good conversation piece, and to tell it in his own voice would be even more interesting.
I finished reading Lost Horizon. It wasn't bad, even though it was written a long time ago. There was no horribly sexist moments and it was a nice read. I'm glad I picked it up. I also started and finished reading The Book of the Dead by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child. It's somewhat a mystery book, but was well written and I enjoyed reading it. The 'bad' guy wasn't a cop-out, and nor was the ending of the book in many ways. I'm now reading a book titled Attack from Atlantis.
Oh grow up. Sorry. Well, there HAS been insanity thanks to the G8/G20 summits. Some of it good, some of it bad. Some people need to stop acting like idiots, both inside and outside of the summits themselves. As for my OWN insanity - well I'm not sure where it's all gone lately. This drought of insanity has gone on for far too long and it's pissing me off. I killed the questionnaire and no one seems to be sending in questions anymore - I'm wondering what to do with the insane domain overall. I know it needs an overhaul, but it's such a daunting job at this point. One day something will change and it will be given new life, but I guess for now it's a rotting corpse, festering away on the internet.
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